The Next Generation of Porn

The Next Generation of Porn

The Daily Beast has an article today about the 3-D Porn Revolution

“It was just a matter of time before the Avatar-technologies that set Hollywood all aflutter – and that are similarly exciting the makers of next-generation televisions-reached the adult-film world. (Think about it: What genre should benefit most from 3-D’s ability to bring the viewer closer to the action on the screen?)…”

“Amid the current surge to provide enough content to convince folks to fork over thousands of dollars for 3-D televisions, much of the talk has been about the dozens of 3-D feature films set for release and sports events like the 2010 World Cup, which will be broadcast in 3-D, but it is worth remembering that pornography has already proven itself as a driver of technological adaptation. A generation ago, the porn industry tipped the balance in favor of VHS video, undercutting Betamax tapes, and Hollywood soon followed suit.”

“And that’s not to mention its role on the Internet, which led to the mainstreaming of professional and amateur pornography. How mainstream could 3-D porn actually get? Prominent directors including Gaspar Noé, who directed the disturbing and controversial French film Irréversible, Tinto Brass, of Caligula fame, and Quentin Tarantino have all publicly mused about making 3-D porn films. (Brass has hinted that he wants to remake the X-rated Caligula-which starred Helen Mirren, John Gielgud and Peter O’Toole in 1979-and which was inspired by Gore Vidal’s script.)”

Read full article: 3-D Porn Revolution

That all sounds very nice, but we can’t help thinking if you want a 3-D show then simply phone two call boys and be done with it!

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Anti-porn Spyware

Anti-porn Spyware

Does China have its own Talibaptists? The so-called Communist government there has ordered all computer manufacturers to install spyware on computers sold in China. This will permit the government to block access to a constantly-updated list of web sites.

China has issued a sweeping directive requiring all personal computers sold in the country to include sophisticated software that can filter out pornography and other “unhealthy information” from the Internet.

In places like Idaho and the Deep South – where some people are just so anxious to take absolute control of other people’s lives – they must be so jealous of the Chinese government’s power.

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The SKY is Falling!

The SKY is Falling!

Some Talibaptists in Idaho are worried that Internet porn is about to bring the collapse of civilization, or some such thing.

The home state of Senator Larry Craig doesn’t strike us as the very most auspicious locale for such a meeting. We wonder… Will they invite the esteemed former senator to participate? – he used to be such a strong champion of ‘family values’? And… Will there be misbehavior in the men’s room?

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Louisiana’s Honest Candidate

Louisiana’s Honest Candidate

Senate Republican hypocrite David Vitter has a new opponent for re-election, a porn star named Stormy Daniels.

“In July 2008, Vitter joined accused bathroom-stall sex solicitor Sen. Larry Craig in co-sponsoring the anti-gay-marriage Marriage Protection Amendment, then addressed a massive antiabortion rally on the National Mall three days after Barack Obama’s inauguration.

“I personally have no issues with his sexual activities or his sexual preferences or whatever it is that he wants to do. My issues with him — who am I to judge, right? My issue with him is that he is a hypocrite and call me what you will but you can’t call me a hypocrite,” said Daniels.

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